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#199691 - 08/18/06 03:09 PM why oh why...  
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...is it that every time I see the word 'poker' in any of its various forms, I read 'porker'?

porkerpirate - a hog thief
porker night at Pedro's - only the obese allowed

I must not be drinking enough :rolleyes:


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#199692 - 08/18/06 03:14 PM Re: why oh why...  
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Better get on the Merlot! laugh


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#199693 - 08/18/06 03:20 PM Re: why oh why...  
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Just saw another one...

Texas Hold 'Em porker - some bizarre rodeo event

(off to open the bottle of Merlot)


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#199694 - 08/18/06 03:31 PM Re: why oh why...  
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Wonder what Freud would say! laugh


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#199695 - 08/18/06 03:36 PM Re: why oh why...  
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giddyap cowboy, most likely!


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#199696 - 08/18/06 03:56 PM Re: why oh why...  
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Quote
Originally posted by novascotianuts:
Wonder what Freud would say! laugh
...that I'm an idiot? :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by klcman:
giddyap cowboy, most likely!
That'd be 'giddyap hogboy' :p


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#199697 - 08/18/06 05:33 PM Re: why oh why...  
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Nah Hon, not an idiot - perhaps suffering from the lesser known but equally common "Porker Complex". Symptoms include card envy, inability to maintain porker face, compulsion to bluff at imappropriate moments, etc. etc. laugh


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#199698 - 08/18/06 05:35 PM Re: why oh why...  
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...make that "inappropriate" Why oh why do they put the "n" and "m" so close together and why does 3 beer make one unable to renenber the difference?????


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#199699 - 08/18/06 06:34 PM Re: why oh why...  
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Originally posted by novascotianuts:
<snip> inability to maintain porker face <snip> laugh
porker face - in need of a makeover

Someone help me please eek


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#199700 - 08/19/06 01:18 PM Re: why oh why...  
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Hon, gotta love your sense of humor. wink


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