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Socialist: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

Communist: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.


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A philosophical question. Where did this socialist and this communist get the cows in the first place? Black market? Hmmmm, time to send them both off for re-education. Hey, maybe some capitalist stole the cow from the guy in the other post that didn't have one, and then sold it on the black market to these guys?
I think the cows should be investigated. this is the second post today on these damn cows.


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call the FBI, "Federal Bovine Investigation" laugh

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Eat more chicken!!!


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or Lobster, the "other" white meat!


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I'll drink to that!

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In answer to your question, Bobber:

Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

then there's

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

Pass the vodka, please!


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France - you have two cows. You want four. You go on strike.

Italy - you have two cows. You can't find them. You break for a long lunch.

Japan - you have two cows. You shrink them to save space, train them to milk themselves and fill little cartons with "cowky-mon" cartoons on them.

Germany - you have two cows. You demand that they give the milk of four. They drop dead.

United States - you have two cows. You trade one for a bull. You sell shares in four bulls.

England - you have two cows. Both are mad.

New Zeeland - you have two cows. The one on the right is looking kind of cute.

Belize - you have two cows. You are Mennonite and actually what to do with them!

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Love the improvise, DC!


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