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T.G.I.F. #201997
09/29/06 06:48 PM
09/29/06 06:48 PM

Anonymous OP
Anonymous OP
I have had quite the week and frankly, Im glad its Friday! Still, it wasnt all bad and I laughed so hard in court yesterday I though Id share:

My client, a 17-year-old young man, had attended a party at which he attempted to impress all the young ladies by telling them he was a first-year law student. He eventually consumed so much alcohol that he became somewhat belligerent when another young man called him on the story. Allegedly he threw a couple of punches. The partys hosts promptly called the police and had my client removed from the premises. As fate would have it, his blood alcohol level was unusually high and law enforcement took the young man to the hospital for medical clearance. He became rather violent and had to be restrained in the hospital bed. Budding law student that he was, he immediately began to yell at the top of his lungs, I know my rights! I demand my Roe v. Wade rights!!

Everyone in the courtroom agreed it was the first time wed ever heard of someone being so drunk they wanted an abortion.

Re: T.G.I.F. #201998
09/29/06 06:51 PM
09/29/06 06:51 PM
Joined: Feb 2006
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Tillie Offline
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is this a joke you got from somewhere? Not funny, rediculous.

Re: T.G.I.F. #201999
09/29/06 06:53 PM
09/29/06 06:53 PM
Joined: Sep 2002
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Ernie B Offline
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eaze up.

Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
Re: T.G.I.F. #202000
09/29/06 07:08 PM
09/29/06 07:08 PM
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PalapaBob Offline
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Law, I honestly do not know how you can wade through all that BS every day. Have a glass of wine! smile

I've already told you more than I know.
Re: T.G.I.F. #202001
09/29/06 07:24 PM
09/29/06 07:24 PM

Anonymous OP
Anonymous OP
For the most part, I LOVE my job. I didn't know how much I missed criminal law until I got back into it.
Still, Margarita in hand as I type! wink

Re: T.G.I.F. #202002
09/29/06 08:15 PM
09/29/06 08:15 PM
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LOL Funny as hell Law! I can see a weekly feature on this! Every Friday a recap!

Re: T.G.I.F. #202003
09/29/06 09:36 PM
09/29/06 09:36 PM
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Posts: 4,672
Northern California
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LOL Law. It has been a long week here too - just stepped in a few minutes ago from a mediation in the Bay Area, which took me almost 3 hours to get home in the traffic. It is time for a shot of Jose Cuervo Negro Medallion, courtesy of Gela. Thanks Gela and cheers to all, its Friday!

Re: T.G.I.F. #202004
09/30/06 05:38 AM
09/30/06 05:38 AM
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Posts: 4,268
Bellaire, Tx. and the World
Denny Shane Offline
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I thought it was hilarious! eek

Re: T.G.I.F. #202005
09/30/06 05:46 AM
09/30/06 05:46 AM
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Posts: 3,955
Frigin Cold Columbus, Ohio
Otteralum Offline
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Great story.

I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.
Re: T.G.I.F. #202006
09/30/06 07:58 AM
09/30/06 07:58 AM
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New Jersey/sanpedro
captjeff Offline
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A very funny story ,to start the weekend off, Tille lighten up..Law where is the trip report and photos..???????????????????????? hiding evidence !! I will hold you in contempt of board.Make it happen..

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