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Two more days in paradise! We have a long trip report for you and plenty of photographs.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit
suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM eastern time all American women are > > > asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
> > > for this anti-terrorist effort.
> > > All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims. Since Islam also does not
approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
> > > The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
> > > It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
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LOL spl. I would do it, but no one would see me other than my hubby, and it's "old stuff" for him. Wish I could offer more help! 
Live so that when you arise in the A.M, Satan shudders & says..
'Oh sh t..she's awake!'
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hahahahahahha!! Damn the new laws that have been just signed in by the pres....well, shoot, where's the wax?
Take the road less traveled
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spl, I KNOW you wouldn't want me to do this - I'm afraid we'd lose our American men to heart attacks. I'll leave this duty up to those sweet, 20 something cuties. Thanks for the grins 
Gela's AC Motto: "All Roads Used to Lead to BC's - Now They Lead to Hurricane's!"
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Oh, I dunno, Gela. With the right amount of butter . . . 
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I've already told you more than I know.
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"As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit
suicide if he does"
These choppers were used in Desert Storm.
I've already told you more than I know.
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silhouettes count???
oh, grow up. you guys know, girls would never do something like that. men are so predictible.
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