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ANTI-Terrorist, please read #203671
10/21/06 12:26 PM
10/21/06 12:26 PM
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spl Offline OP
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Two more days in paradise! We have a long trip report for you and plenty of photographs.


As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit
suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM eastern time all American women are > > > asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
> > > for this anti-terrorist effort.
> > > All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims. Since Islam also does not
approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
> > > The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
> > > It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read #203672
10/21/06 06:16 PM
10/21/06 06:16 PM
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LOL spl. I would do it, but no one would see me other than my hubby, and it's "old stuff" for him. Wish I could offer more help! eek


Live so that when you arise in the A.M, Satan shudders & says..
'Oh sh t..she's awake!'
Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read #203673
10/22/06 07:57 PM
10/22/06 07:57 PM
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hahahahahahha!! Damn the new laws that have been just signed in by the pres....well, shoot, where's the wax?


Take the road less traveled
Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read #203674
10/23/06 11:37 AM
10/23/06 11:37 AM
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spl, I KNOW you wouldn't want me to do this - I'm afraid we'd lose our American men to heart attacks. I'll leave this duty up to those sweet, 20 something cuties.

Thanks for the grins laugh


Gela's AC Motto: "All Roads Used to Lead to BC's - Now They Lead to Hurricane's!"
Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read #203675
10/23/06 12:07 PM
10/23/06 12:07 PM

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Oh, I dunno, Gela. With the right amount of butter . . . wink

Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read #203676
10/23/06 12:15 PM
10/23/06 12:15 PM
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And takillya :p


Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read #203677
10/23/06 12:39 PM
10/23/06 12:39 PM
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I've already told you more than I know.
Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read #203678
10/23/06 12:48 PM
10/23/06 12:48 PM
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HUH???


Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read #203679
10/23/06 12:58 PM
10/23/06 12:58 PM
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Posts: 1,444
MSU
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"As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit
suicide if he does"
These choppers were used in Desert Storm.


I've already told you more than I know.
Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read #203680
10/23/06 01:04 PM
10/23/06 01:04 PM
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bucks county, PA
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silhouettes count???

oh, grow up. you guys know, girls would never do something like that. men are so predictible.

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