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What number will you press? #204673
11/02/06 04:17 PM
11/02/06 04:17 PM
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 1,770
Nova Scotia, Canada
Nova Offline OP
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Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the MotherShip.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up."


It's never too late to have a happy childhood!
Re: What number will you press? #204674
11/02/06 04:22 PM
11/02/06 04:22 PM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 2,200
Texas
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laugh I think I'll just press them all at once till I get a HUMAN to talk to! Don't you just automation?


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Re: What number will you press? #204675
11/02/06 04:27 PM
11/02/06 04:27 PM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,057
South Texas
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3 4 5 and 6


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Re: What number will you press? #204676
11/02/06 04:30 PM
11/02/06 04:30 PM
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Texas
divingcowgirl Offline
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Is this Cloe 1,2,3 or 4 that's posting? laugh


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Re: What number will you press? #204677
11/02/06 04:32 PM
11/02/06 04:32 PM
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Posts: 7,057
South Texas
Chloe Offline
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3 spoke
4 said shut up 3
6 said I do not know 3 & 4
5 is asleep


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Re: What number will you press? #204678
11/02/06 04:33 PM
11/02/06 04:33 PM
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Posts: 2,200
Texas
divingcowgirl Offline
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LMAO laugh


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Re: What number will you press? #204679
11/03/06 09:05 AM
11/03/06 09:05 AM
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 5,255
bucks county, PA
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you two make a great comedy team!

needed that today nsn. thx!

Re: What number will you press? #204680
11/03/06 09:45 AM
11/03/06 09:45 AM
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Posts: 2,200
Texas
divingcowgirl Offline
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Bad day SJ? I'm just glad it's Friday and it's not my weekend to work!
Tag, you're it Chloe! (she says running and hiding behind a tree)


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Re: What number will you press? #204681
11/03/06 09:46 AM
11/03/06 09:46 AM
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Posts: 7,057
South Texas
Chloe Offline
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####5, what the heck I left specific instructions that 3 4 6 could not speak whilst 5 slept.


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Re: What number will you press? #204682
11/03/06 09:47 AM
11/03/06 09:47 AM
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Posts: 2,200
Texas
divingcowgirl Offline
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I guess they forgot to read the memo! laugh


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