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Sewer Rats Reception area... #206555
11/14/06 05:22 AM
11/14/06 05:22 AM
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Posts: 1,205
Falls Church VA
Axeman Offline OP
 
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Just wanted all you sewer rats to know we will be holding a reception EVERY SUNDAY at B'C's in April. Those of you who feel compelled to share a Belikin and tell your story of whoa..please come.
I'll try to set it up in April when I get there. We would also like to invite ALL Anti's in case they would be interested in Elevating our social melting pot.

Pedro..our Poster child is expected to be a key (Caye) speaker, after I invite him. He may even reveal why he exposed our secret club sign in the news ad.
GlobalBoy is also invited as we need a pinata'.


Life May Be a Beach...I prefer Reefs...
Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... #206556
11/14/06 06:46 AM
11/14/06 06:46 AM
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 5,255
bucks county, PA
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(stealing teenah's line) that would be CAYE speaker!

i will be unable to attend in april, but i would be honored to be a absentee member.

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... #206557
11/14/06 08:36 AM
11/14/06 08:36 AM
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Posts: 2,200
Texas
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Man I'd love to be there, but if I can't, where do I send the sewer rat donation check? I wonder if NYGal got enough rat (mouse) ears for us to wear? Guess we have to give the not-so-secret club sign at the steps?


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Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... #206558
11/14/06 05:19 PM
11/14/06 05:19 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 1,205
Falls Church VA
Axeman Offline OP
 
Axeman  Offline OP
Thanks SJ..I shall edit my post asap :-D

Good idea on the ears...

Sewer Rats Club in a non-profit Org..There Are No Dues Or Fee's...
Of course there are no bennies either..other than being able to wear your Ears with Pride!

Yes, the only requirement for membership is YOU MUST HAVE A MIDDLE FINGER AND BE WILLING TO SHOW IT.
Be aware that joining us may result in being called such names as;
Lowlife
Biker Trash
Pond Scum
Good for nothing
Wanker
Poo Poo Head
Doody Face
Rat Lover
Lower Than Whale Snot
Gutter Girls...
There..for the cowgirl!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
SCUM SUCKING LAWYERS...
WARNING: PICTURES TAKEN DURING MEETINGS MAY BE POSTED IN THE SAN PEDRO TIMES!

Glad you two got the joke...


Life May Be a Beach...I prefer Reefs...
Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... #206559
11/14/06 05:52 PM
11/14/06 05:52 PM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 2,200
Texas
divingcowgirl Offline
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laugh You forgot..gutter girls, whale s...t, and being lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
Followed by, a bunch of expleitives!
Heck, where do I sign up!
I'm not one to miss a joke!


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Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... #206560
11/14/06 06:42 PM
11/14/06 06:42 PM

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You also omitted "scum-sucking lawyers"

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... #206561
11/14/06 06:44 PM
11/14/06 06:44 PM
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Posts: 2,429
MD
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I am scum, I am filth, I am a degenerate.


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Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... #206562
11/14/06 06:45 PM
11/14/06 06:45 PM
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 11,019
Rockport, Maine
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and he never lies


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Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... #206563
11/14/06 06:46 PM
11/14/06 06:46 PM

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I am having a difficult time not posting the response which would normally follow such an admission...

Re: Sewer Rats Reception area... #206564
11/14/06 06:46 PM
11/14/06 06:46 PM
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Nova Scotia, Canada
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I submit that the theme song of your less than illustrious club be: U-G-L-Y by Fishbone. laugh


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