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a lickle belizean humor #211076
02/05/05 01:09 PM
02/05/05 01:09 PM
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Posts: 3,484
San Pedro
Sir Isaac Newton Offline OP
Sir Isaac Newton  Offline OP

You grew up scared of something called "tata duende or ixtabai".

Dinner usually consists of rice, beans and some type of meat.

You were raised of Grace products

You know what da haad time biscit, ghetto pringles, an 10 cents ideal no exist no mo.

You have ever used your nose or lips to point something out.

You've ever dropped food on the floor, picked it up, ate it after saying, "Weh no kIll you fatten you, or fresh drap".

You've been hit by a sash cord or tambran whip.

You constantly refer to cereal as "kaan flakes", even if da rice crispies or somting we da no corn flakes at all.

You can tell the difference between yu ma stew chicken (the best) an everybody else's.

People tell you to stop screaming when you`re really just talking.

You've gone outside your house with yu national headdress (roLlers) an slippas.

Whenever you're angry, you spout off a torrent of "rass", "foka" and "hikuela".

you call somebody "simple" an foreigners can't comprehend the term.

You know when your mom is sneaking up on you because you hear the "clack clack" her slippas make..

Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and your in the next room.

Your house has all of those little figures that take up every inch of space on/under the TV and you have either one of the following: a porcelain cat, dog, owl, of elephant in your living room.

Your sofa is covered in plastic.

If you know who Lauren da Mawnin, Ramsey and Lion is.

If you go to a wedding or some gathering and you are the first to get a plate to go.

If you`re "neighbor" wife jus beeat d crap outta he.

If your uncle or relative down the street owns more gold than the jewlery shop down the street.

If you can dance punta, rockaz or salsa without music.

If you got a more than average ass.

If you just cant imagine anyone not liking kryol food.

If you`ve been in a two-passenger car with over seven people in it, with a person shouting, "we still got space!"

If you call your sneakers "tennis"

If your car has speakers in it that could drive a def man crazy.

If you have at least 30 cousins, an if not, u still d claim family.

If you start clapping when your plane lands on the runway.

If you say crazy things like "mada filla" or "buck you lata"

If you consider plaintain to be a food group

If you have a family member that lives in L.A. or New York, even Chicago.

If you waste all of your money on Lika ,u stash, boledo or yu hair.

If when in your country u hear the neighbors screaming "Light an wata gaan. lone rass!"

If you eat green mango, plum,etc wit salt an peppa, an eat plaintain chips wit ketchup.

If all your pots and pans are kept inside the oven

If you say things like:
mada struckas
back a maatins (port, ghostong, conchshell,etc)

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Re: a lickle belizean humor #211077
02/05/05 07:09 PM
02/05/05 07:09 PM
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 6,251
NYgal Offline
NYgal  Offline
Great one SIN smile

Re: a lickle belizean humor #211078
02/06/05 02:36 PM
02/06/05 02:36 PM
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 10,850
Beautiful San Marcos, Texas
Ernie B Offline
Ernie B  Offline

1- You allow your 14 year old daughter to smoke at the table in front of her kids.

2- The Blue Book value on your pickup goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3- You have been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4- You wonder how the service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.

5- Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this"

6- You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.

7- your wifes hair was ruined buy a ceiling fan.

8- Your junior prom offered day care.

9- You think the last words of the "Star Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines".

10- The Halloween pumpkin on your poarch has more teeth than your wife.

11- You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

12- One of your kids was born on a pool table.

13- You think loading the dish washer means getting your wife drunk. smile

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Re: a lickle belizean humor #211079
02/07/05 12:51 PM
02/07/05 12:51 PM
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 10
Portsmouth, N.H. USA
mim Offline
mim  Offline
thank you Sir Isaac and missing, I am laughing so hard my sides hurt! smile smile smile

Re: a lickle belizean humor #211080
02/07/05 09:36 PM
02/07/05 09:36 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 786
Teenah Offline
Teenah  Offline
SIN, you hit the nail on the head. Thanks for the belly laugh. Ernie, your's too was hilarious, though I'm not as familiar with TX!

SIN, don't forget this one... Behave or I'll lash your boty.

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