YOU KNOW YOUR'E FROM TEXAS:
1- You allow your 14 year old daughter to smoke at the table in front of her kids.
2- The Blue Book value on your pickup goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3- You have been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4- You wonder how the service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
5- Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this"
6- You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.
7- your wifes hair was ruined buy a ceiling fan.
8- Your junior prom offered day care.
9- You think the last words of the "Star Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines".
10- The Halloween pumpkin on your poarch has more teeth than your wife.
11- You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
12- One of your kids was born on a pool table.
13- You think loading the dish washer means getting your wife drunk.