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Very short stories #224199
12/22/06 08:21 AM
12/22/06 08:21 AM

Anonymous OP
Anonymous OP
I read on WIRED that Hemingway once wrote a story in just six words ("For sale: baby shoes, never worn.") and is said to have called it his best work.

Here are a few in FIVE words (I didn't write these):

It ended where it started.

It lives! Nobody really cares.

Life as we know it.

Never thought itíd continue offline.

Surprised I could do it.

time machine. I built a

Been there. Done that. Survived.

Been there. Done that. Died.

There is life after love.

Cartoon physics saved my life.

OK, your turn - FIVE words, let's see whatcha got! laugh
Prizes will be awarded!!!!!

Re: Very short stories [Re: ] #224201
12/22/06 08:48 AM
12/22/06 08:48 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 1,828
Ontario, Canada
Hon Offline
Hon  Offline
What a day. Night, too.

Newfoundlanders are the only people in heaven who want to go home.
Re: Very short stories [Re: Hon] #224208
12/22/06 09:31 AM
12/22/06 09:31 AM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 4,268
Bellaire, Tx. and the World
Denny Shane Offline
Denny Shane  Offline
Adam had 'em

Re: Very short stories [Re: Denny Shane] #224209
12/22/06 09:41 AM
12/22/06 09:41 AM
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,429
dogmatic prevaricator Offline
dogmatic prevaricator  Offline
scratched ass, browsed board. yawn

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Re: Very short stories [Re: dogmatic prevaricator] #224210
12/22/06 09:44 AM
12/22/06 09:44 AM
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,677
Maple Grove, MN USA
Bobber Offline
Bobber  Offline
had that, got the shot.

Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt
Re: Very short stories [Re: Bobber] #224212
12/22/06 09:52 AM
12/22/06 09:52 AM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 664
San Pedro
lil'red Offline
lil'red  Offline
I fought authority. Authority won.

Re: Very short stories [Re: lil'red] #224216
12/22/06 10:07 AM
12/22/06 10:07 AM
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 5,255
bucks county, PA
sweetjane Offline
sweetjane  Offline
life once sucked. no more!

Re: Very short stories [Re: sweetjane] #224221
12/22/06 10:18 AM
12/22/06 10:18 AM
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,041
Kansas City MO
KC Jayhawk Offline
KC Jayhawk  Offline
Drank lots, laughed, fell down!

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
Re: Very short stories [Re: KC Jayhawk] #224228
12/22/06 10:49 AM
12/22/06 10:49 AM
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 163
San Pedro
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Just another day in paradise!

Re: Very short stories [Re: kwalkpt] #224238
12/22/06 11:04 AM
12/22/06 11:04 AM
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 3,955
Frigin Cold Columbus, Ohio
Otteralum Offline
Otteralum  Offline
You gotta be kidding me?

I'm not going to do this.

What a stupid idea, law.

I'd rather watch paint dry.

I've got shopping to do.

Wait, didn't I just...?

Ooo, you're good.

I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.
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