A PSA from your good friend Otter
If Florida beats Ohio State...
This year, Florida lost to Auburn,
Who lost to Georgia
Who lost to Vanderbilt
Who lost to Ole Miss
Who lost to Mizzou
Who lost to Iowa State
Who lost to Colorado
Who lost to division I-AA Montana State
Who lost to division II Chadron State
Thus, Chadron State Ė undefeated in the regular season, can claim a national championship.
The result will be anarchy, hell freezing over, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria.
Donít let this happen! Route your Buckeyes on to victory this Monday!