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Raelians Want to Build Embassy for Spaceships in Belize

It's strange, but true: today the representative for the International Raelian Movement to Belize delivered a request to the Prime Minister's office asking for land to build an embassy in Belize. But Rael is not a country, it's a society which believes that humankind is the product of extra-terrestrials. Now, according the their own prophecy, those extra terrestrials, called 'Elohim' want to come back, and to do so they'll need an embassy. And that's where Belize comes in. Today Bernard Lamarche explained to us how it would work.

Bernard Lamarche,
"Here in Belize we are going to ask to the government of Belize to be able to build an embassy. But for that they have to give us the land for this and the country will accept to give us the land and to build the embassy which will be in the country for the next millennium on the earth. It will be the country that will enter in contact with the other civilizations and then they want us to build an embassy and at this place we will have kind of like a platform to be able to land one of the spaceships from them. For this embassy we have the design already. It has been drawn."

Jules Vasquez,
How much space does a spaceship require for its landing? Does it need a runway or will it does pitch somewhere, how will that work?

Bernard Lamarche,
"It will be at a higher level, like at a second floor. They asked us to build a platform around ten meters so it is not very big. It is only a small spaceship."

Jules Vasquez,
So extraterrestrial beings will be landing in Belize if this embassy is built?

Bernard Lamarche,
"We have two steps: first we have to spread the message that they gave to Rael which we have here in the books, the message given to the extraterrestrials."

Jules Vasquez,
Usually we go to the Embassies to get visas, will Belizeans be able to go there and get like a visa to go to space or how does it work? Will we be able to go to space? Is it one way or is it a two way?

Bernard Lamarche,
"This is a very interesting question. Now when they land one day, at that time humanity will reach a certain level of non-violence, more peaceful, and for them it will be not be dangerous. So at that time they will be able to give us new technology."

Jules Vasquez,
Belize is very far from Israel, won't the Elohim be angry or disappointed? They told Israel and you end up in Belize.

Bernard Lamarche,
"But you know for them they can travel with spaceships in a few seconds so Israel, the matter of distance for them is quite close."

Jules Vasquez,
So you're not from space, you're from earth or are you extraterrestrial?

Bernard Lamarche,
"Myself I am from Canada, I have been born here on you."

La Marche will have a public forum at the Radisson on Saturday at 2:00 to present his Raelian beliefs.

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Wonder what the import duty on a spaceship will be? Might this not be the solution to the Government's debt problem? Who needs a monorail when you can have a space ship instead. Also, no wear on the roads!

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Ever try to use "Realian" dough? No one seems to want it, it's like trying to use BZ dollars.

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how bizarre

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you think cruise ships are bad.....

I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.
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Will the visitors be required to carry Passports? and does Belize need to build special bathrooms? He She It?

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Will they need to pay exit duty in American dollars, or can they use the intergalactic Euro?

Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt
But alas, they will have to park their spaceships next to Farrakhan's "mother wheel"! ( Paris).

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W know me.....I've been trying to find my home.

PEACE....NO WAR!!!! Let's use our brains..not our brawn.
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Somebody better remind them to bring $35 cash for the exit tax for when they want to leave....that is, in case their airline (spaceline?) doesn't include it in the ticket price already....

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