Wow!!! I'm so lucky these days


I've been having the most amazing lucky streak. I've won two different UK Lotteries 4 times apiece, Had 25 distant relatives die in terrible car crashes in Nigeria with all thier family leaving only me as the air to millions. Every one of them was an American Contactor with my same last name. Each time a concientous Banker went through the trouble to contact me and kindly offered to help me as long as I could pay some of the small transfer and claim fees. Not only that but about 30 beautiful model type girls from all over Eastern Europe, the filipines, and Africa found me on the Internet and are in love with me. Not one was over 22 and I'm 53. My ego is totally blown out of proportion now. Unfortunately they all are having financial difficulties and need money for thier brothers or sisters that are very sick and since they are orphans and the girls are thier only support they must work 3 jobs and now have to quit school where they are all studying to be Doctors. Even though they are very honest and spiritual people they assure me they don't care that I'm older and that once we are married they want nothing more to do in life than please me in any way my heart desires because that's how they were raised to respect their Husband as some kind of God.

I don't know what to do about all this. I did the math and in order to help them and claim all my millions I'm a little short. About 1.5 million. If anyone would like to loan me that much I'd be glad to give them half of everything I get. OK, well I have to go pray now that God shows me his Will and guides me to a kindred spirit / financial Angel so I can continue my work saving the planet.

Hey TL you don't know a guy by the name of Deacon do you?

Pardon me if I am wrong, but this is a scam dating back a few years, this guy must have thought we are a bit slow here in Belize, not even an original ideal!!!!!

TL can we just do the needy girl part...

Jeez, I wish I had known before I sent TrueLover my last half million!

um....cooper....check your wallet for your sense of humor/sarcasm....TL was making a joke.

cracking me up. Lara wins the prize. Capt Jeff, yes and you get a discount. I'm sure coop was not really reading. can't blame him, those scams are only interesting the first couple of times then just sad. I know a Deacon than can make cool T-shirts is all. I wrote that originally as a response to the scammers then put it in one of my blogs. Just funnin folks. I do sell lucky rocks though that are antiques.

"...lucky rocks though that are antiques."
How old are they???
Sounds like a Johnny Carson line.

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I think my ex-wife has supplied my name to every penis enlarger company in the world.