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#235048 - 04/12/07 02:08 PM about the sea  
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kerry Offline
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thought this was pretty kool...hope u do 2
kids are asked to write about the sea

1)this a picture of an octopus. it has 8 testicles (kelly age 6)

2)oyster's balls are called pearls (james age 6)

3)if you are surrounded by sea you are an island. if you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent (wayne age 7)

4)sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like emily richardson. she's not my friend no more (kylie age 6)

5)a dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of it's head
(billy age 8)

6)my uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs (millie age 6)

7)when ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. sometimes when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. my brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (william age 7)

8)i like mermaids. they are beautiful, and i like their shiny tails. and how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? like really?
(helen age 6)

9)i'm not going to write about the sea. my baby brother is always screaming and being sick. my dad keeps shouting at my mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so i can't think what to write. (amy age 6)

10)some fish are dangerous. jellyfish can sting. electric eels can give you a shock. they have to live in caves under the sea, where i think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(christopher age 7)

11)when you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (kevin age 6)

12)divers have to be safe when they go under the water. two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
(becky age 8)

13)on holidays my mom went water skiing. she fell off when she was going very fast. she says she won't do it again, because water fired right up her fat ass.(julie age 7)

#235061 - 04/12/07 04:03 PM Re: about the sea [Re: kerry]  
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Dang those are too funny!!!! Loved the last one! And #9 !!!


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#235184 - 04/13/07 01:33 PM Re: about the sea [Re: divingcowgirl]  
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Those are cute - only from the mouths of babes.

A teacher friend asked her 5th grade class recently: "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."

The teacher asked her what four animals she wanted.

The littled girl replied: "A mink on my back, a jaguar in my garage, a tiger in my bed and of course, a jackass to pay for it all."


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