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Re: croc by royal palms today [Re: travelqueen] #235277
04/13/07 10:56 PM
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I think this means that I will not be taking a swim off our pier after dark EVER AGAIN! frown


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Re: croc by royal palms today [Re: travelqueen] #235290
04/14/07 09:30 AM
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Last wekk sometime I heard on a US news broadcast that the American Croc, which is what we have was just listed on the endagered species list. I am making no point just info.


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Re: croc by royal palms today [Re: KVarner] #235294
04/14/07 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by KVarner


I have repetedly prefaced my comments about crocs with something to the effect of "if it were legal" or "to the extent that it is legally allowed". As much of a pain in the ass as it is, I will obey the laws of Belize--even the stupid ones.

2Miles: You might not want to start getting too technical in this argument. You don't know the first thing about philosophy and any argument with me that has anything to do with it will leave you looking like a fool. You know what Lincoln said about that...
KVarner, The "Fool" Here lies in YOUR mirror as anyone can see.

Re: croc by royal palms today [Re: travelqueen] #235302
04/14/07 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by travelqueen
This is a croc!! :P





Lol, my thoughts percisely..........this IS a crock....
http://www.crockpot.com/productdetail.aspx?productid=2039

Re: croc by royal palms today [Re: lil'red] #235303
04/14/07 12:07 PM
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Your Right lil'red, A Slow cooking croc of (you know what) wink

Re: croc by royal palms today [Re: 2MILESNORTHOFCUT] #235464
04/15/07 08:20 PM
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Steve Irwin was in Belize and had a great show with footage of him swimming with some of our crocs. I'm not sure of the ones we have on the island but they are different than the prevalent ones on the mainland.

Re: croc by royal palms today [Re: Amanda Syme] #235499
04/16/07 08:58 AM
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We have 2 types of crocodile in Belize - the Morelet's which is a freshwater species and the American Saltwater. There is some cross-breeding in areas where their habitats meet (further up the bigger rivers.)

If you get a chance try and find a copy of National Geopgraphic's Crocodile Chronicles with Brady Barr, much of it was shot here in Belize with the researchers from Texas Tech.

Re: croc by royal palms today [Re: SimonB] #235512
04/16/07 11:28 AM
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thanks for the tip Simon. I'll look up that article.

Re: croc by royal palms today [Re: Amanda Syme] #235620
04/17/07 11:29 AM
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Crocodile Jokes I found on the net. Remember, these are not mine.

EL-777



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Q: What's the difference between your mother in law and a crocodile?
A: Crocodiles are kind. They tear at your flesh and hold you under the water to drown, then they push your body under an old log to rot.



Q: What's the similarity between a Crocodile and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes.



Q: How many arms has a crocodile got?
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner



Crocodile is longer

Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.

Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green: Let's look at the crocodile. It is long on the top and on the bottom, but it is green only on the top. Therefore, the crocodile is longer than it is green.

Lemma 2. The crocodile is greener than it is wide: Let's look at the crocodile. It is green along its length and width, but it is wide only along its width. Therefore, the crocodile is greener than it is wide.

From Lemma 1 and Lemma 2 we conclude that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.


Re: croc by royal palms today [Re: ELDORADO-777] #235682
04/17/07 09:18 PM
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Lemma 3: Crocs are bad.

QED


Crocs are BAAAAAAAAAAAD
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