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Joke #236500
04/27/07 02:40 PM
04/27/07 02:40 PM
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Sir Isaac Newton Offline OP
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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders
>using a bowl of lifesavers.

>The children began to say:

>Red......................Cherry

>Yellow................Lemon

>Green...................Lime

>Orange.................Orange

>Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them,
>none of the children could identify the taste.

>"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother
>may sometimes call your father."

>One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
>"Oh, my God!! They're a s s-h o l e s!

>Have a great day!!!




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Re: Joke [Re: Sir Isaac Newton] #236505
04/27/07 03:24 PM
04/27/07 03:24 PM
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Nice, SIN! Is that what your kids would say? :P

Re: Joke [Re: travelqueen] #236512
04/27/07 04:35 PM
04/27/07 04:35 PM
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Just like what an 80 year old chooses for underwear - IT DEPENDS!


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Re: Joke [Re: Sir Isaac Newton] #236518
04/27/07 04:56 PM
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If you get your nails done... this is a total travelqueen experience.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8126430922330991484&q=genre%3Ac

Re: Joke [Re: travelqueen] #236521
04/27/07 05:09 PM
04/27/07 05:09 PM
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TQ........ That was awesome. I sent that to several friends. Had a real good laugh. Thanks


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