A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders
>using a bowl of lifesavers.
>The children began to say:
>Red......................Cherry
>Yellow................Lemon
>Green...................Lime
>Orange.................Orange
>Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them,
>none of the children could identify the taste.
>"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother
>may sometimes call your father."
>One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
>"Oh, my God!! They're a s s-h o l e s!
>Have a great day!!!