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A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:


The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!



As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"



From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.



The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"

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lol -- that's awesome!


I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.
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LOL


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