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Today's religious thought... #239333
05/30/07 01:43 PM
05/30/07 01:43 PM
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San Pedro Town, Ambergris Caye...
Amanda Syme Offline OP

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Amanda Syme  Offline OP
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:


The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!



As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"



From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.



The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"

Re: Today's religious thought... [Re: Amanda Syme] #239347
05/30/07 02:54 PM
05/30/07 02:54 PM
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Frigin Cold Columbus, Ohio
Otteralum Offline
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Otteralum  Offline
lol -- that's awesome!


I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.
Re: Today's religious thought... [Re: Otteralum] #239421
05/31/07 09:30 AM
05/31/07 09:30 AM
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Denny Shane  Offline
LOL


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