A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:
The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"