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Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Leah-Ann] #250876
09/26/07 06:41 AM
09/26/07 06:41 AM
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Posts: 316
TAMPA, FL.
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Subject: THE OTHER STALL





This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"


At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No..I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."




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phones, don't you just love them. eek


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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh uncontrollably.
Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Chachacoconut] #250880
09/26/07 07:54 AM
09/26/07 07:54 AM
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 105
belize north
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That was Larry Craig's problem!!!!! hahahahahahaha

Re: Smiles for the day [Re: DGrefreshed] #251027
09/28/07 04:55 AM
09/28/07 04:55 AM
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 316
TAMPA, FL.
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I rear ended a car this morning...
I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!
He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT happy".
I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
That's when the fight started!!!
whistle


Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh uncontrollably.
Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Chachacoconut] #251037
09/28/07 09:26 AM
09/28/07 09:26 AM
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,677
Maple Grove, MN USA
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Chacha, your sense of humor is just awesome. Keep it up. smile


Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt
Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Bobber] #251041
09/28/07 10:03 AM
09/28/07 10:03 AM
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 39
South Carolina, USA
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A Methodist Minister and a Priest were discussing just where "Life Begins". The minister was convinced that life begins with conception whereas the priest considered birth as the correct spot.

A Jewish Rabbi approached them and they asked him to listen to their reasoned arguments and let him decide. He agreed, listened and then pointed his finger at both of them. "Men," he said, "neither of you has any idea of this subject... none at all!"

He then leaned over and quietly said "Life really begins when the last child leaves the house and the dog dies!!"



Julian & Karol - Upstate SC

Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Julian Foster] #251053
09/28/07 11:52 AM
09/28/07 11:52 AM
Joined: May 2000
Posts: 6,982
San Pedro Town, Ambergris Caye...
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Sign over a Gynecologist's office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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At a Proctologist's door:

"To expedite your visit please back in."

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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

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On a Church's Billboard:

"7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout."

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At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Nonsmoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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At the Electric Company

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank heaven for little grills."

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Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

Re: Smiles for the day [Re: tacogirl] #251056
09/28/07 12:17 PM
09/28/07 12:17 PM
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 88
Florida
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When Women reach middle age it will cause men to pause

Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Bobber] #251136
09/29/07 09:13 AM
09/29/07 09:13 AM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13,294
San Pedro Belize
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Dido Bobber good one


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Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Chachacoconut] #251173
09/29/07 01:00 PM
09/29/07 01:00 PM
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 4,701
Pismo Beach
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laugh laugh laugh laugh

Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Rykat] #251174
09/29/07 01:15 PM
09/29/07 01:15 PM
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 1,416
maya beach
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on the side of a garbage truck
"satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back."

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