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#25192 - 09/01/00 04:10 PM Bodies by Paisano  
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And men, not to be left out, check out Bodies by Paisano Day Spa. He will file those nasty barnicles and then for the ultimate in manly pleasure, try the conchshell message. You too, will feel like a new man.

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#25193 - 09/01/00 04:23 PM Re: Bodies by Paisano  
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Bill is jealous of Sandshaker's movement or the Ladies to be Pampered. Bill you are going to need a really good business manager on this endeavor. I am the Woman for the job. If your feasibility study is completed, just how much start money do we need?

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#25194 - 09/01/00 04:33 PM Re: Bodies by Paisano  
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I don't think we need any advertising. A sign on the beach and of course, Paisano.

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#25195 - 09/01/00 04:36 PM Re: Bodies by Paisano  
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Well, far be it for me not to help out...I can certainly put the word out while I'm there, starting problem ;-)


#25196 - 09/01/00 05:46 PM Re: Bodies by Paisano  
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Now I know what is missing from Sandshakers is one of Paisano. I have a good one from about 3 years ago. He tried to charge me to take it but I said no way...I don't want it that bad so he relented and let me take it.
Tick Tock, if you don't know who Paisano is you are in for a surprise. Ask Sandshaker or someone else to tell you his story. Amazing!
P.S. Don't stand too close to him. He isn't known for bathing more than once a century and I think he had it about 10 years ago.

#25197 - 09/01/00 05:48 PM Re: Bodies by Paisano  
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LOL....Now Bill you know you can't get Pisano to sit still long enough to open a business....he has conchs to clean, beaches to comb, streets to trod!
At best, you could do the 5 minute workout!
Won't develop a very good physique in 5 minutes.
My suggestion would be to meet up with him on the beach and just follow him around for a day. Like an all day marathon!
You would probably see some interesting stuff too. I have a feeling he would take you places you've never been before!...LOL

#25198 - 09/01/00 05:54 PM Re: Bodies by Paisano  
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Can you believe it?....he cut his hair!
Close too....about half an inch long all over. He doesn't look the same....I kinda liked him shaggy....gave him character!
I give him rides all the time and actually haven't smelled him too bad yet...LOL He spends so much time in the water...guess that helps a little. I think if you gave him a good scrubbing, he would get sick....LOL
Take off that protective leather skin...LOL
I'll have to tell you a story one day about him and the monkeys...LOL

#25199 - 09/01/00 06:41 PM Re: Bodies by Paisano  
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Paisano is cool. He is part of San Pedro.
We talked with him several times, even one day he sat with us at lunch, and would only accept a soda. We did not detect any odor.
He told us all about being in movies, one just has to listen closely to fully understand him.

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#25200 - 09/01/00 11:54 PM Re: Bodies by Paisano  
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It has been rumored that Paisano has been in negociations with ESPN for a live TV program, To Your Health. It will be directed towards the health consciense man. Paisano will open his treasure chest of knowledge about how he keeps so buff. Of course, beachside arobics will be a special feature.

Gone fishing!!
#25201 - 09/02/00 01:25 AM Re: Bodies by Paisano  

beachside aerobics san pedro style, huh? is that lifting the belikin up from the bar then putting it back down (in 10 reps)??!!

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