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HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS #252580
10/11/07 01:59 PM
10/11/07 01:59 PM
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Rockport, Maine
klcman Offline OP
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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely!!

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should alert 5 friends of this issue. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.


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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman
Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: klcman] #252588
10/11/07 02:31 PM
10/11/07 02:31 PM
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California
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so, klc, are you trying to tell us that is what you've been up to and why we haven't seen you in these parts?? smile


I can never remember which is better . . . safe? . . . or sorry?
Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: Leah-Ann] #252589
10/11/07 02:47 PM
10/11/07 02:47 PM
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Beautiful San Marcos, Texas
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Ernie B Offline
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Please Dude, do not mention that word in my presense. GEEEZE !


Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: Ernie B] #252590
10/11/07 02:48 PM
10/11/07 02:48 PM
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California
Leah-Ann Offline
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Leah-Ann  Offline
E! you have presents?


I can never remember which is better . . . safe? . . . or sorry?
Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: Leah-Ann] #252591
10/11/07 02:53 PM
10/11/07 02:53 PM
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Beautiful San Marcos, Texas
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Ernie B Offline
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Ernie B  Offline
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presence mad


Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: Ernie B] #252592
10/11/07 02:59 PM
10/11/07 02:59 PM
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California
Leah-Ann Offline
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Leah-Ann  Offline
Yeah, you have presence - but presents are more fun! laugh


I can never remember which is better . . . safe? . . . or sorry?
Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: Leah-Ann] #252606
10/11/07 04:26 PM
10/11/07 04:26 PM
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Posts: 2,200
Texas
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I thought he had packages???


Take the road less traveled
Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: divingcowgirl] #252609
10/11/07 04:44 PM
10/11/07 04:44 PM
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LAPORTE, TX, USA
GAY AND DAVID Offline
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PLEASE HELP. I HAVE THE VIRUS.
BRING ME WINE & BEER ASAP

Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: GAY AND DAVID] #252613
10/11/07 05:17 PM
10/11/07 05:17 PM
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Rockport, Maine
klcman Offline OP
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klcman  Offline OP
Which word E? BEER or WINE?

Beer Lear loading up! Presents/presence/presense for all, now that I found friend #5!


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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman
Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: klcman] #257007
11/16/07 11:57 PM
11/16/07 11:57 PM
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I have attempted to thwart the virus by using B.E.E.R. prior to my infection. It appears to be working. Although, I,m not sure because I am getting drunk!!!

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