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Halloween Humor #253746
10/21/07 11:40 PM
10/21/07 11:40 PM
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belizeonthebeach Offline OP
belizeonthebeach  Offline OP

Bed sheets

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
series of tests, the last of which had left his
bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the
bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another
and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out
the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who
had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
"What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I
just beat the s*&# out of a ghost."

Happy Halloween!

Last edited by belizeonthebeach; 10/22/07 12:59 PM.
Re: Halloween Humor [Re: belizeonthebeach] #253780
10/22/07 12:32 PM
10/22/07 12:32 PM
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travelqueen Offline
travelqueen  Offline
oh man... ugh.

Re: Halloween Humor [Re: travelqueen] #253795
10/22/07 02:37 PM
10/22/07 02:37 PM
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Leah-Ann Offline
Leah-Ann  Offline
eeeewwwwww, no really, eeeewwwww sick

I can never remember which is better . . . safe? . . . or sorry?
Re: Halloween Humor [Re: Leah-Ann] #253800
10/22/07 03:02 PM
10/22/07 03:02 PM
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Posts: 3,955
Frigin Cold Columbus, Ohio
Otteralum Offline
Otteralum  Offline
ha ha ha ha ha ha smile

I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.
Re: Halloween Humor [Re: Otteralum] #253806
10/22/07 03:26 PM
10/22/07 03:26 PM
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carl 60 Offline
carl 60  Offline
Well it wasn't my fault I thought it was a ghost

Re: Halloween Humor [Re: carl 60] #253815
10/22/07 04:19 PM
10/22/07 04:19 PM
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travelqueen Offline
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This thread should have been called something else. It is misleading!

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