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#253746 10/21/07 11:40 PM
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A LITTLE HALLOWEEN HUMOR !

Bed sheets

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
series of tests, the last of which had left his
bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the
bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another
and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out
the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who
had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
"What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I
just beat the s*&# out of a ghost."

Happy Halloween!

Last edited by belizeonthebeach; 10/22/07 12:59 PM.
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oh man... ugh.

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eeeewwwwww, no really, eeeewwwww sick


I can never remember which is better . . . safe? . . . or sorry?
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ha ha ha ha ha ha smile


I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.
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Well it wasn't my fault I thought it was a ghost

carl 60 #253815 10/22/07 04:19 PM
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This thread should have been called something else. It is misleading!


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