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Happy Halloween #254963
10/31/07 07:04 AM
10/31/07 07:04 AM
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 1,770
Nova Scotia, Canada
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TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.

Number 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

Number 9. Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.

Number 8. The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some.

Number 7. You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the treat.

Number 6. The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing that you are someone else.

Number 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last for 9 months.

Number 4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

Number 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

Number 2. The next day you don't have to call the person that gave it to you.

And the ..Number 1 reason trick-or- treating is better than sex.....

Number 1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!

Happy Trick or Treating everyone!


It's never too late to have a happy childhood!
Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Nova] #254964
10/31/07 07:11 AM
10/31/07 07:11 AM
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 3,952
Frigin Cold Columbus, Ohio
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yay nuts -- I will use that one today -- thank you!


I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.
Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Otteralum] #254965
10/31/07 07:40 AM
10/31/07 07:40 AM
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 4,001
New Jersey/sanpedro
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Great just love it...HAPPY, HAPPY FROM THE CAPPY....HAVE A FUN DAY...


Living The Dream Every Day!
Re: Happy Halloween [Re: captjeff] #254970
10/31/07 08:10 AM
10/31/07 08:10 AM
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,781
California
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a whole hour?????? eek


I can never remember which is better . . . safe? . . . or sorry?
Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Leah-Ann] #254977
10/31/07 09:06 AM
10/31/07 09:06 AM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 2,200
Texas
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LOL @ LA!

Happy Halloween everyone! Hope you all get some... candy! laugh


Take the road less traveled
Re: Happy Halloween [Re: divingcowgirl] #254986
10/31/07 09:53 AM
10/31/07 09:53 AM
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 4,294
Houston
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LA, LOLOLOL!

Happy Halloween!!

Re: Happy Halloween [Re: travelqueen] #255001
10/31/07 01:09 PM
10/31/07 01:09 PM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 1,825
Ontario, Canada
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This is in no way meant to disparage the men in my life, whom I love with all my heart to the very end. Happy Halloween smile

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Newfoundlanders are the only people in heaven who want to go home.
Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Hon] #255002
10/31/07 01:22 PM
10/31/07 01:22 PM
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 10,850
Beautiful San Marcos, Texas
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That aint funny, Hon laugh


Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Hon] #255003
10/31/07 01:24 PM
10/31/07 01:24 PM
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,041
Kansas City MO
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That could just as easily be Men Waiting for the Perfect Woman, except that there'd be empty beer cans and dirty clothes on the floor. grin


When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
Re: Happy Halloween [Re: KC Jayhawk] #255004
10/31/07 01:26 PM
10/31/07 01:26 PM
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,677
Maple Grove, MN USA
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Amen to that, KC. smile


Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt
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