Well, it's that time of year again. The hurricanes are gone, the tourists are coming and tomorrow is Captain Jeff's birthday. I don't know exactly how many this is but it is a lot. And I hope he has a lot more.
“I believe in having sex on a first date,” confessed Betty. “That’s very modern thinking for an eighty year old,” replied her young friend. “Well, when you’re dating eighty year old men you can never be quite sure of getting a second date.”