No worries, Glen. No hidden fantasies here. LMAO!!
I'm just used to joking around with that kind of stuff all the time because I used to manage a bunch of young gay men and women at a technical support centre. I'm very conservative myself, but working with those folks, I had no choice but to goof around and appreciate their sense of humour.
I assure you though, I'm as heterosexual as they come. LOL!!!
I'll be dressing in my finest ugly hawaiian shirts possible, going to see if I can find a straw hat and a lei to go with it all.... possibly a funny set of shades to complete the gig.