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A New Cult to Join? #285474
06/18/08 09:31 PM
06/18/08 09:31 PM
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 3,157
pugwash Offline OP

pugwash  Offline OP
After much careful consideration, I have decided that I will forgo my powers of logic and reasoning, an also succumb to cult membership!

It seems to be all the rage these days, and as its apparently much more socially acceptable to follow blindly whatever is presented to me by a well spoken empty suit than it is to question the math and the reasoning behind the presentation.

I'm sure I will be much happier in future.

Having made the decision though, I am now considering the pros and cons of a new cult as opposed to the most popular current offering? I have no Liberal Guilt that needs assuaging, and even though my forefathers were held in slavery, I expect no Reparations, (a new Ferrari from the descendants of the long dead Romans who not only enslaved Britons, but also occupied my country would be a pleasant bonus however)

Apparently, the first rule of leadership is promise anything, but try not to narrow it down too much to anything that could be considered a “specific” promise: how about this?

You will all have lots more of whatever it is you want more of, and the (insert word here) will learn not too take us for granted ever again.....YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH RAAA Raaaa

Followed quickly by:
And never again will you personally have any responsibility for anything.....RRRRaaaaaaahhh!

The crowd is in a frenzy now........time to start recruiting

In selecting the cult guidelines, I can't help but wonder if the rules could be perhaps less Marxist and more, well you know, about me?

Members will be reminded that the #1 requirement is to shower praise, warranted or not, on well you know, Me, and anyone questioning the worthiness of a middle aged fat balding white guy with no political achievements will be branded as sexist, racist, carbo-phobic or follicley biased

I've decided that rather than Tree Huggers, Greenies, Eggheads and especially Members of the Media, I'm limiting membership to females between the age of 18 and 30, and comely young Asian girls, especially those blessed with twin sisters, will be more than welcome to worship at the alter of Pug smile

It's rarely rocket science, it's usually just math: then again if you can't do the math.......
Re: A New Cult to Join? [Re: pugwash] #285477
06/18/08 09:38 PM
06/18/08 09:38 PM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 2,200
divingcowgirl Offline
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Well shoot, I guess that leaves me out.. frown I was considering on shaving my head, tithing 100% of my hard earned cash to the alter of Pug while flogging myself with lobster pizza from Pedro's, but since I'm past the age limit, I will quietly decline and continue on my quest for self fullfilment whether it be in booze, books or bad-A$$$es.. smile

Take the road less traveled
Re: A New Cult to Join? [Re: divingcowgirl] #285478
06/18/08 09:40 PM
06/18/08 09:40 PM
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 3,157
pugwash Offline OP

pugwash  Offline OP
You may qualify under the Huge Breasts Trump Age exemption clause: this (these?) may require further examination, remember, its all about me! smile

It's rarely rocket science, it's usually just math: then again if you can't do the math.......
Re: A New Cult to Join? [Re: pugwash] #285484
06/18/08 11:41 PM
06/18/08 11:41 PM
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 297
San Diego, CA
Mikeywaz Offline
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Re: A New Cult to Join? [Re: Mikeywaz] #285486
06/19/08 12:06 AM
06/19/08 12:06 AM
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 5,255
bucks county, PA
sweetjane Offline
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count me out too. want to consider refining the age spread?

Re: A New Cult to Join? [Re: sweetjane] #285488
06/19/08 03:22 AM
06/19/08 03:22 AM
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 10,850
Beautiful San Marcos, Texas
Ernie B Offline
Ernie B  Offline
MIMI ?????

Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
Re: A New Cult to Join? [Re: Ernie B] #285492
06/19/08 05:44 AM
06/19/08 05:44 AM
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 415
sunandsand Offline
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If MIMI is in it, count me out, even if I could qualify under the age bracket (which I CAN'T).

At what age is it determined I am old enough to know better?
Re: A New Cult to Join? [Re: sunandsand] #285496
06/19/08 07:34 AM
06/19/08 07:34 AM
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,677
Maple Grove, MN USA
Bobber Offline
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I'm in Pug. I don't fit any categories, but have contacted the Supreme Court to see if they can get me redefined as a "comely young Asian girl". laugh

Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt
Re: A New Cult to Join? [Re: Bobber] #285498
06/19/08 07:58 AM
06/19/08 07:58 AM
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,041
Kansas City MO
KC Jayhawk Offline
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Well, Bobber, I've looked up each of those words, and they don't seem to fit you, either individually or collectively. However, Pug will certainly need willing minions to act as the necessary procurers, as he will undoubtedly be busy indoctrinating those prospective members who do fit his rigid criteria. whistle

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
Re: A New Cult to Join? [Re: KC Jayhawk] #285507
06/19/08 09:04 AM
06/19/08 09:04 AM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 2,200
divingcowgirl Offline
divingcowgirl  Offline
In other words KC..... Pug is going to need a LOT of help making sure the new members muster up???

Take the road less traveled
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