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#289480 07/20/08 12:20 AM
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To spice up your Sunday morning:

Most Popular Chuck Norris Facts:
1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

And the runners up are:
# Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
# The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
# There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
# Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
# The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
# Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
# Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
# Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

More Chuck Norris Facts here: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/


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Short #289504 07/20/08 09:55 AM
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Short,tell us the truth. Do you really like Chuck?


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azbob #289577 07/20/08 05:58 PM
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To be very honest I have his poster above my bed, but don't tell anyone... it's a secret.


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Short #289578 07/20/08 05:59 PM
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I kicked his butt back in 1960

Ernie B #289584 07/20/08 06:24 PM
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There you go again Ernie, your spelling is horrendous. It is spelled kissed not kicked.

bywarren #289589 07/20/08 06:46 PM
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laugh laugh laugh
Don't forget about the ever popular Chuck Norris shot, a shot glass of UV cherry vodka set in a drink glass full of Blue Ice energy drink. I have actually seen this kick some people on their butts!! smile


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Shopgirl #289592 07/20/08 06:50 PM
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Byron Warren, of Mtn. Home Arkansas, you outed me again !

Ernie B #289593 07/20/08 06:58 PM
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Does anyone remember when Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee fought in that Bruce Lee movie?


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Three_Palms #289594 07/20/08 06:59 PM
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I thought it was a Chuck Norris movie.

Ernie B #289595 07/20/08 07:04 PM
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Not playing fair Ernie, now the more intellegent people on this board will be able to figure out who bywarren really is. Next I will have to put a more recent photo other than my high school graduation picture.

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