May I pose a question?
Prior to any redecoration of your master (mistress?) bathroom, please ponder the following: Do you derive more satisfaction from actually having your insignificant other change a toilet roll, or does the pleasure in fact come from having a free shot at him for his lack of performance while he shrugs and waits for you to finish, so he can say “yes Dear” before returning to whatever he was doing prior to being berated?
The key to this issue seems to lie with the choice of hardware. At each of our previous homes, the holder has been a combination of metal arms, with a spring loaded non co-operative finger pinching fly apart of its own accord piece of crap that I had little to do with: once the roll was empty, I'd be perfectly content to place a new one on the floor, out of the spray zone, but still within easy reach. Although this seemed to work fine, it apparently violated some secret Feng Shui accords, and was not to be tolerated (I really stopped listing after a while!)
When choosing new bathroom hardware, my wife selected an interesting little objet d'art that seems to consist of some sort of bent piece of wire hanging off a metal cotton reel that was available for a seemingly bargain price of “well under $100” . The unintended consequences are that I can slide off the empty and slide on the new full roll with almost no effort, which coincidentally enough is exactly with how much I'm prepared to expend in this enterprise!
We have lived in our new home for less than 6 weeks now, and already I have changed the toilet roll 3 or 4 times: I'm not sure if the look of disdain upon Mrs Pugs face is due to her having been deprived of her hobby, or if she's becoming a little annoyed that I feel the need to tell her, sometimes several times, when a changing occurs, but be warned ladies.....careful what you wish for