I just read that Belize is hosting the next Olympics!!
Opening ceremonies will be at Jet's Bar, Ladyville.
The althletes village is Pedro's Inn. That will make training easier in the new "Olympical Poool".
Events will be...
1. Scoot Loot and Shoot. Venue, Belize City various nightspots.
2. Uneven parallel bar stools. Venue, Crazy Canucks.
3. 2 meter sail. Venue,Cuba to Ambergris Caye.
4. Crocodile wrestling. Venue, WASA lagoon
5. Golf Cart Slalom. Venue, between Scotia Bank and Tropic Air Terminal.
6. "High" Dive. Venue, Bowen Bridge
7. 100 meter stagger. Venue, BC's
8. Triathalon; eat, drink, swat skeeters Venue, Portofino to Rojo Lounge.
9. Marathon Mud Run. Venue,Pelican Reef Villas to Bridge to Mexico.
10. Verbal Judo. Venue AC.com message board.
11. Team bowling for Belikins. Venue, Fido's South.
12. Dodge Cart. Venue, see Golf Cart Slalom.
13. Timeshare Salesman Toss. Wasa lagoon.(This event replaces the "90lb little gringo bitch" throw at the split.)
14. Ball HoCaye. Venue, 5 a side.
15. Triple Jump to Conclusions. Venue, Ac.com message board.
16. Hide and Seek. Venue, entire island.
17. Flashlight Tag. Venue, Ramons to Royal Palms.
18. Team Tumbling. Venue, Pedro's Inn.
19. Whack F%#k. Venue,Caye Chapel.
20. Team 20 Bar Relay. Venue, 20 different bars, duh!
Get your teams registered NOW!