Last night a young unidentified motorcyclist, who was reportedly drunk, crashed into the window at Island Supermarket. High speed, alcohol, the speed bump on Coconut drive and some very poor judgement proved a nasty combination for this rider. As one can imagine, he suffered numerous cuts. If there is any bright spot here, he did crash into the counter where they keep the band-aids and peroxide....
PLEASE SLOW DOWN AND DON'T DRIVE DRUNK!!!!

Dan,

Just imagine, a motorcycle going fast in San Pedro. Who would have guessed. I hope he's all right, but the slow down message would most likely be lost on him.

If he was heading North at a clip and hit the largest speed bump in San Pedro I imagine he hit the window before the ground - that or Evil Kneivel lives and rides in San Pedro, trying to jump four golf carts, a mexican tricycle and a moving taxi with expected result.

Dan, How about "Darkun Driving", We had an interesting bicycle ride back up north when we left you guys @ R.V. last night.

Potholes look much smaller in the dark. The few beers I had didn't help either . But Luckly no bumps or bruses just some F^#@in Mosquito bites thats all.

"Clean up on aisle three"!!!!

oops.....and aisle four!

I read this post twice. The reread was in s l o w m o t i o n.
This brings back a memory from many many years ago. After a late night at Barefoot Iguana I was standing on the back bumper of a golf cart, all the seats were filled with drunken friends. The driver whizzing down Coconut Drive (before cobblestones) rounding the corner at Tropic Air and Cafe Ole, losing my grip, the only the only thing keeping me from being flung panties up into the road was my diamond ring hanging up in a mesh bag hanging from the cart top.
Ahhhh, those memories of near adulthood.

You are lucky you didn't get the skin on your finger peeled back like a glove!

But yeah, those old near misses make us shake our heads with some amusement at our youthful pranks. Heck, I remember just last Saturday night . . .

SS, if you remember, you aren't doing it right!!

That speed bump at the Roadkill bar is a real happening spot it would seem. We watched a drunk driver bounce his equally drunk passenger from the golf cart and the drunk driver of the cart behind them ran the guy over!