What happens to the skis after they've been jettisoned?
They become the new topic of obsession for environmentalists who kill thousands of trees writing press releases worrying about the damage that a non bio degradable ski can do to a glacier.
The scientific evidence, which only an unfeeling, uncaring, worker exploiting capitalist pig would dare question is that we will all die a horrible death as the world self destructs......
And you thought it looked like fun?
How could you be so insensitive.......