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new element #318745
01/15/09 10:37 AM
01/15/09 10:37 AM
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Diane Campbell Offline OP
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Diane Campbell  Offline OP
A new element has been discovered:

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Re: new element [Re: Diane Campbell] #318746
01/15/09 10:43 AM
01/15/09 10:43 AM
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rod son of chloe Offline
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is there anything we can do to rid are self from it, because it is all around me


the name says it all
Re: new element [Re: rod son of chloe] #318752
01/15/09 10:54 AM
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HA! that's funny!

Re: new element [Re: Diane Campbell] #318801
01/15/09 04:24 PM
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Very good Diane. Critical mass is approaching, or it is here now!


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Re: new element [Re: Diane Campbell] #318809
01/15/09 04:46 PM
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I remember that joke from the 70's. It's held up well hasn't it?


I hope that someday we can put aside our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
Re: new element [Re: skippy] #318864
01/15/09 08:16 PM
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Funny Diane! laugh


It's never too late to have a happy childhood!
Re: new element [Re: Nova] #318868
01/15/09 08:31 PM
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Marty  Offline
oh lordy. nails it!


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