Re'Belize N Us,,In The past and probably now you could rent beach chairs right down the road from Tsunami Tours, as well as snorkels and mask etc. but as J Dog said you dont really need them,,,please get to know your Island a bit more as future residents before you just say NO,,,,,
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No one is telling you what one can or can't say, and no offence was intended of course, you're well-meaning, but writing "NO" in caps, with no punctuation and no further elaboration was definitely off-putting and I thought so when I read it (I didn't know chairs could be rented at all). The furthest thing from my mind was that you were maligning the Split. I thought it was a rude reply - just my opinion.
Relying on semantics and what the question actually was won't really save the day and strikes me as a bit arrogant. A long-time resident is able to supply alternatives, experience and information, even if it means straying a few streets off topic, and thereby be helpful even if it means not strictly answering the question posed. I doubt Cooper felt you were insulting the split either.