Got a joke for your next monday night at Fido's:
A poor self-conscious woman goes in for her third face-lift.
After a few weeks of recovery she finally decides it's time to go out with her friends again.
When she's out at the bar, one of her friends says: "So. . .how are you feeling about your surgery?"
The woman says: "Well, I feel pretty good, but I can't figure out what these two big lumps are on the top of my head??."
"Lumps?? . . .Oh, wow, those are your breasts!"
"BREASTS??!!" says the woman, "MY GOD, SO THAT EXPLAINS THIS GOATEE!!!"
Get it, skinny?
Let me know if I won a drink. . .
(and give me the credit if you get a laugh. . .)
See you in AC
Jen
[This message has been edited by Kruman (edited 04-11-2001).]
[This message has been edited by Kruman (edited 04-11-2001).]