Donít Be Too Mad
Donít be too mad at the Republicans.
When Rudy and Sarah and John and Newt
Shouted ďdrill, baby, drillĒ
We thought it was cute
ĎTil it turned into spill, baby, spill
And flying the brown pelicanít.
Donít be too mad at the Brits.
They just didnít know it was rude
To fill the wine dark sea
With sticky odiferous crude.
And, no, itís not the fault of BP --
They claim itís just an old rig on the fritz.
Donít be too mad at lee Bobby Jindal.
Last year he told the Feds
To take their money and cramíit.
But this year he begs
For billions from DC, aní it
Ainít just another petrochemical swindle Ö