Don’t Be Too Mad
Don’t be too mad at the Republicans.
When Rudy and Sarah and John and Newt
Shouted “drill, baby, drill”
We thought it was cute
‘Til it turned into spill, baby, spill
And flying the brown pelican’t.
Don’t be too mad at the Brits.
They just didn’t know it was rude
To fill the wine dark sea
With sticky odiferous crude.
And, no, it’s not the fault of BP --
They claim it’s just an old rig on the fritz.
Don’t be too mad at lee Bobby Jindal.
Last year he told the Feds
To take their money and cram’it.
But this year he begs
For billions from DC, an’ it
Ain’t just another petrochemical swindle …
Is it?