Would you tell your spouse about buying a new cement mixer before or after it's delivered?

if it was her birthday,, after.

LOL, good one Barn!

I knew a couple in the states , she parked the new red vet at a friends house for a month before he found out she bought it.
Is the mixer red and rag top?

When I bought my first plane, it was after that I told her..... uh, the 2nd one also

Why would you spoil the surprise. Who else do you know who has gotten such a heart felt and thoughtful gift?

PS: If he has any connection to the Mafia, and they live close to deep water, it could be cause for concern.

Just tell him you're buying a new blender.

Blender ??? Not my loving, understanding wife. She bought me a new pink Caddy and a coat made from some dead animal skin.

Did you save that outfit, Ernie "The Pimp" B! You can wear it at the next Pimp and Ho Ball! You will raise a lot of money!!!!

And I just hold back on the potato chip purchases. Must up my game a bit!