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Correct timing to drink water, will maximize its effectiveness on the Human body.


Two (02) glass of water - After waking up - Helps activate internal organs




One (01) glasses of water - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion




One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure




One (01) glass of water - Before sleep - To avoid stroke or heart attack




Please pass this to the people you care about.......

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Who knows if it is true - but it reminds us to drink plenty of water!

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But it gets in the way of the beer!

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It also rusts your stomach grin


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Remember what W.C. Fields always said about water....

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.


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To paraphrase W.C. Fields,

I don't drink water, because fish poop in it..

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or any other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!

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And to justify yer wine drinking!

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But of course!


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