What I got from this is that time is passing way too fast.
You are 15635 days old. That's 2233 weeks and 4 days. Which is 42 years and 294 days, including 11 leap years*. (= 42 years, 42 weeks and 0 days.) Therefore, you are 42.8 years old. [coasting on into 43]
You were born on a Friday, your last birthday was a Tuesday and your next one will be on a Wednesday.