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Why can't I get a break from that mean woman? #416220
09/14/11 04:26 PM
09/14/11 04:26 PM
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My woman is so mean! She told me my guard puppy sell like ass and that I need to wash him. So we do a swim in the Sea then I wash him with Joy soap and rinse him off real well. Come back to show off me puppy and the woman says it must be my ass that smells. I just showered a couple of weeks ago damnit.

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Re: Why can't I get a break from that mean woman? [Re: Dr Buzzard] #416223
09/14/11 07:11 PM
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You might stink 4 sure, but me thinks the problem is she doesn't drink enough green fairy! LOL













Re: Why can't I get a break from that mean woman? [Re: Dr Buzzard] #416255
09/15/11 09:21 AM
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I tink ah need some of that green fairy; Ah told the old hen this marn get in the damn shower and wash her ass. Now I have to go on over to the polyclinic in Dangriga and get stiches for the gaping wound on my head. Have to stop the bleeding first or I can't see to drive. But ah gots some rum and beer to help with the pain until ah get there.


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Re: Why can't I get a break from that mean woman? [Re: Dr Buzzard] #416259
09/15/11 10:41 AM
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Goovin now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIu0jQ5TaRQ

Me and me guard puppy "Lido" are having one more for the road. Bleeding is almost stopped. Half a bottle of rum and we both feel better. Lido is coming with me as his feelings were hurt being told he smelled like azz. So we gonna finish this bottle of rum,

And head out on a great big run.

After ah get me stiches at the clinic we going to Mexican Bar in D-town and then hit White Swan since he's got a gal there he really likes. Then it's walkabout time.


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Re: Why can't I get a break from that mean woman? [Re: Dr Buzzard] #416405
09/17/11 09:01 AM
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Um... I'n not really sure what happened. Last I remember Lido was chasing a lil poddle around the White Swan. That was Thursday afternoon after I got my head stiched up. Next thing I know I wake up in a La Ceiba Honduras jail. The cops let me go but they kept Lido. They wouldn't tell me what happened but said it was all his fault. Lido didn't remember and he just showed me his puppy innocent eyes but I know better. He's a bad seed but I like him anyway. I need http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5puAN1PGQw


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Re: Why can't I get a break from that mean woman? [Re: Dr Buzzard] #416454
09/17/11 04:30 PM
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tyshepp, is your old hens name Helen ?


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Re: Why can't I get a break from that mean woman? [Re: Ernie B] #416477
09/18/11 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Ernie B
tyshepp, is your old hens name Helen ?


Sometime I call her "hell en high water," but I don't think her original name was helen

Who's helen? Is she pretty?

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Re: Why can't I get a break from that mean woman? [Re: Dr Buzzard] #416492
09/18/11 10:37 AM
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Helen is not just pretty, she is drop dead gorgeous, but mean as a rattlesnake and as predictable as a tornado. However, she is a whole lotta fun !


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Re: Why can't I get a break from that mean woman? [Re: Ernie B] #416535
09/18/11 04:37 PM
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LOL! If I were you boys, I wouldn't tangle with any of those spicy chicas....

Re: Why can't I get a break from that mean woman? [Re: SnoopysMom] #416546
09/18/11 07:24 PM
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We gotta try it, thats wut makes us boys !!! smile


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