Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Page 1 of 2 1 2
#45467 - 11/14/01 03:59 PM Canada Strikes Again!!!  
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 4,258
Laguna Punta Offline
.
Laguna Punta  Offline
Yesterday, the calm streets of San Pedro broke out its afternoon slumber when a Canadian National "got too much of something", and walked right on over to rob the Alantic Bank. After the robbery, he went back to the Spindrift Hotel to celebrate his good "fortune". The security guard however followed him and apprehended "the desperato". My well placed snitches tell me that he was excorted to the dock this morning, to take alittle ride to Belize City. I'm afraid that "the desperato" will visit locations not found in the tourist brouchers. Tomorrow is "Newspaper" day, and the recently liberated staff of the San Pedro Sun will battle their previous captor's, Ambergris Today, for the prize of the most "sensational" front page.


Gone fishing!!
#45468 - 11/14/01 04:51 PM Re: Canada Strikes Again!!!  
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,055
Chloe Offline
.
Chloe  Offline
BILL.......wow you have scooped the San Pedro SUN, here.


Dare To Deviate
#45469 - 11/14/01 05:13 PM Re: Canada Strikes Again!!!  
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 431
Sandshaker Offline
.
Sandshaker  Offline
Bill....did they ever find out what he got too much of????.....LOL

Must have been some powerful stuff to make him lose all sense of reality and forget he was on a tiny island with no where to go....LOL

That is funny!

You should talk to Dan and Eileen about writing a weekly column...."Bill's Corner" or something....LOL...or"Life According To Bill"....LMAO
It would be almost as good as Island Dog's cartoons! [Linked Image]

#45470 - 11/14/01 07:42 PM Re: Canada Strikes Again!!!  
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 2,976
rickcheri Offline
.
rickcheri  Offline
You've got to be joking??? Bill, anything in the paper about the benefit/?? C

#45471 - 11/15/01 06:18 PM Re: Canada Strikes Again!!!  
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 4,258
Laguna Punta Offline
.
Laguna Punta  Offline
Hi friends: Well, my stoolies, finks and snitches have proven unreliable again. Here is the revised scoop. The Canadian National, one Gary Daniel Horth entered da Atlantic Bank and asked ta see "da big shot". Taken upstairs, he gave a note to da big shot that he wanted money and that if he didn't get it, lots of people will be hurt. He had an object in his hand which was latter identified by San Pedro Police, as a flashlight (brilliant). Da big shot took off out of his office on the second floor and yelped for assistance. Security Guards responded and apprehended da "desperado" while still in da bank. Apologies for previous inaccuracies, I'll have a talk with my stoolies, finks, and snitches. Apparently Mr Horth is in Belize City furthering his language skills. Take care: Bill


Gone fishing!!
#45472 - 11/15/01 09:56 PM Re: Canada Strikes Again!!!  
Joined: Jun 2000
Posts: 1,157
silkpainter Offline
.
silkpainter  Offline
I was on the water taxi yesterday (leaving Caye Caulker) and happened to sit next to the police officer that "escorted" the perp to Belize City for incarceration (I've been watching too many cop shows) and a tourist on the taxi took pics of the whole thing (the robbery). I hadn't even heard of the happening, because as you know, Caye Caulker is a seperate country from San Pedro, and the coconut telegraph hasn't been working lately.
--Silk www.caribbean-colors.com

#45473 - 11/16/01 02:59 PM Re: Canada Strikes Again!!!  
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 4,258
Laguna Punta Offline
.
Laguna Punta  Offline
Hi Silkpainter: It was nice to meet you at the Hurricane Iris Benefit. I was wondering if ya would consider being my stoolie, fink, and/or snitch for Caye Corker. I would like to spread da "dirt" from our "Little Sister". Take care: Bill


Gone fishing!!
#45474 - 11/16/01 03:30 PM Re: Canada Strikes Again!!!  
Joined: Oct 1999
Posts: 55,691
Marty Offline
Marty  Offline
god bill you are just a snake in the grass.

:>

#45475 - 11/16/01 04:19 PM Re: Canada Strikes Again!!!  
Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 1,419
CHOOCHOO Offline
.
CHOOCHOO  Offline
You'd think someone as erudite as Mr. Thorton would be a bit more subtle when enlisting "correspondents". You know, like maybe slipping a note under her door.

By the way, does anyone know if in fact there is an adequate supply of Blue Curacao in San Pedro town?

#45476 - 11/16/01 04:28 PM Re: Canada Strikes Again!!!  
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 610
RobertE Offline
.
RobertE  Offline
Choo Choo,

I'm going down this weekend and will indulge in my first "tidy bowl". Ernie usually keeps feeding me beers, but I'll make it a point to order one for sure. I'll also make sure Charlene stocks up on ingredients if supplies are below adequate levels.

-Robert

Page 1 of 2 1 2

Links
Portofino Resort- Now with a new BEACH BAR!!

Click for excellent scuba lessons with Elbert Greer!


Things to do

News
Daily News
Daily Weather

Classified Ads
BelizeNews.com
San Pedro Sun
Ambergris Today
SP Town Council
Channel 7
Channel 5
Amandala
Love FM
The Reporter
PLUS TV
TV Newscasts
Radio Stations

Click for our
Search thousands of Belizean-only websites

Event Guides
Event Calendar
Specials & Events
Things to Do
SanPedroScoop
iTravel Belize
Paradise Theater
Paradise Guy Event Calendar

Blogs
San Pedro Scoop!
Tia Chocolate
Tacogirl
My Beautiful Belize
I-Travel Belize
Belize Adventure
Belize Hub
Romantic Travel
Bound for Belize
Conch Creative
As The Coconuts Drop
More Blogs...
Search thousands of Belizean-only websites
Chaa Creek is an award-winning luxury Belize Resort, rated as one of the worlds best Eco Lodges. We are a pioneer in adventure travel to Belize since 1981!
White Sands Dive Shop - 5 Star PADI Dive Facility - Daily diving, SCUBA instruction and Snorkeling
Caribbean Inspired All Natural Condiments & Spice Blends, Over 100 are Gluten Free!
We manage a variety of homes, apartments, condos and commercial properties here on Ambergris Caye. Our minimum lease on ALL properties is six months.
Conch Shell Inn: All rooms are right on the beach in the heart of San Pedro, so within walking distance to anything and everything!!
Lil Alphonse has snorkel equipment to fit anyone as well as Marine Park Tickets and flotation devices to assist those not as experienced.
Coastal Xpress offers a daily scheduled ferry run to most resorts, restaurants and private piers on the island of Anbergris Caye. We also offer  private and charter water taxi service.
November
S M T W T F S
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30
Cayo Espanto
Click for Cayo Espanto, and have your own private island
More Links
Click for exciting and adventurous tours of Belize with Katie Valk!
Mini Chat
Who's Online Now
1 registered members (Safecracker), 244 guests, and 6 spiders.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Statistics
Forums44
Topics65,659
Posts466,528
Members18,960
Most Online1,262
Jun 10th, 2007



AmbergrisCaye.com CayeCaulker.org HELP! Visitor Center Goods & Services San Pedro Town
BelizeSearch.com Message Board Lodging Diving Fishing Things to Do History
BelizeNews.com Maps Phonebook Belize Business Directory
BelizeCards.com Picture of the Day

The opinions and views expressed on this board are the subjective opinions of Ambergris Caye Message Board members
and not of the Ambergris Caye Message Board its affiliates, or its employees.

Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.6.0