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E-Mail from BTL about new rate Hike #45973
12/07/01 03:26 AM
12/07/01 03:26 AM
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Gaz Cooper Offline OP
Gaz Cooper  Offline OP
I received this e-mail this morning while I doubt DUHHH that its from the real CEO it does make me smile abd rings oh so true

Date: Thursday, 06 December 2001 14:51:02
From: [email protected] [Save address]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Letter from Ediberto Tesucum to valued BTL Customers
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Dear Customers

It has been brought to my attention that you are not pleased with our
new rate hikes therefore I feel the need to correspond with you and explain
our position.

As you know, the Government of Belize has recently announced that it will
not be renewing our exclusive license. Needless to say, Lord Ashcroft
, or “The Big A” as he is affectionately known, was not very pleased with
this announcement. He has since decided that the people of Belize must
be punished for being unwilling to continue tolerating our sub-standard
service and inconsiderate policies & practices.

As CEO of BTL, I really do not have any choice but to carry out the wishes
of “The Big A”. You see, it was either implement the new rates or be
fired and be replaced by someone who will. Unfortunately for you, this
was not a very tough decision for me to make. I am very well paid with
a good benefit package, not to mention my $200,000 BMW SUV. I have even
been promised a newer $300,000 model next year with the increased revenue
we are projecting with the revised rates. There is no way I would give
up all that for you, our valued customers.

Please, don't get me wrong, I really do care about you and the country
of Belize but by the same token, I don't feel guilty about my decision.
You see, “The Big A” has assured me that I'll will be able to buy back
my heart, soul, and spine with our increased profits. I believe him.


Ediberto Tesucum
Belize Telecommunications Limited

Re: E-Mail from BTL about new rate Hike #45974
12/08/01 12:37 PM
12/08/01 12:37 PM
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Birdland - 1 mile north
ScubaLdy Offline
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This was just hilarious. I hope your tongue is not stuck in your cheek.

Take only pictures leave only bubbles
Re: E-Mail from BTL about new rate Hike #45975
12/08/01 12:50 PM
12/08/01 12:50 PM
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Posts: 502
Longwood, Fl..USA
Mosquitorose Offline
Mosquitorose  Offline
Hahahahah...that was soooo funny, but you know...all kidding aside...that really sounds like, "typical belize crooked business politics attitude". Always doing it to the poor people...because they can.


Love is a many splendid thing and food runs a close second.
Re: E-Mail from BTL about new rate Hike #45976
12/09/01 01:07 PM
12/09/01 01:07 PM
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Pardon my interruption of this thread. Is there anything we could bring you from the states? Will be down on this Saturday.

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