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Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Amanda Syme] #470194
08/14/13 10:30 AM
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Never seen a nest of Hot Wheels?


Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
Re: Smiles for the day [Re: champion] #470518
08/18/13 04:41 PM
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Scottish Wedding


At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...

"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was almost crushed to death.


Re: Smiles for the day [Re: daddywags] #470534
08/18/13 09:36 PM
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Wet Coast of Canada, On an isl...
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grin grin


a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .
Re: Smiles for the day [Re: VT-CDN] #470590
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SEX


Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…..

A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.


Re: Smiles for the day [Re: daddywags] #470712
08/21/13 08:17 PM
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Lance Armstrong


I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong,

especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while on drugs.

When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my frig’n bike.


Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Amanda Syme] #470760
08/22/13 10:56 AM
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Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
Re: Smiles for the day [Re: champion] #470777
08/22/13 02:38 PM
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THE TOILET SEAT



My wife had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet.

Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out.


After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.

As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.

We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation,I undid the toilet seat bolts.

Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.


The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this).

Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
I just never saw one mounted and framed."


"Hold on Tight To Your Dreams" ELO
Re: Smiles for the day [Re: azbob] #470784
08/22/13 03:23 PM
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Hahahaha !!!! Yer going to hell ! smile


Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
Re: Smiles for the day [Re: azbob] #470797
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good one!

Re: Smiles for the day [Re: daddywags] #470798
08/22/13 05:33 PM
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The Agony of Aging


On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend.

He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".

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