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Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Amanda Syme] #475330
10/21/13 07:47 AM
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Is a brewhaha a happy coffee pot?

Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Amanda Syme] #475774
10/26/13 05:07 PM
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Wet Coast of Canada, On an isl...
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A bit of confusion ???
I'm having problems with either my ears or elevator's

This morning I was beaten up by a woman. I was in an elevator when
this beautiful busty woman got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, would
you please press 1?

So I did. I don't remember much after that.

Next is how am I going tell my wife how I tripped and got all these slap marks.


a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .
Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Amanda Syme] #475866
10/28/13 07:46 AM
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90 year olds playing a ditty at the Mayo Clinic, pretty good.
http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4365716


Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Amanda Syme] #476056
10/30/13 08:25 AM
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Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.


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Re: Smiles for the day [Re: elbert] #476057
10/30/13 09:58 AM
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Beautiful San Marcos, Texas
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"Be yourself, everyone else is taken"


Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Amanda Syme] #476058
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He says to the waitress, Id like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. The waitress replies, Im sorry, Monsieur, but were out of cream. How about with no milk?


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Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Amanda Syme] #476063
10/30/13 11:09 AM
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There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure


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Re: Smiles for the day [Re: elbert] #476067
10/30/13 01:18 PM
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AND ..................


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Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Amanda Syme] #476068
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


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Re: Smiles for the day [Re: Amanda Syme] #476074
10/30/13 03:29 PM
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"I have a hobby. I have the worlds largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe youve seen some of it.
~ Steven Wright


A hug is the shortest distance between friends. ~ Author Unknown
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