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Is a brewhaha a happy coffee pot?

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A bit of confusion ???
I'm having problems with either my ears or elevator's

This morning I was beaten up by a woman. I was in an elevator when
this beautiful busty woman got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, would
you please press 1?

So I did. I don't remember much after that.

Next is how am I going tell my wife how I tripped and got all these slap marks.


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90 year olds playing a ditty at the Mayo Clinic, pretty good.
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.


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"Be yourself, everyone else is taken"

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He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"


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There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure


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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


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"I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it."
~ Steven Wright


A hug is the shortest distance between friends. ~ Author Unknown
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