A bit of confusion ??? I'm having problems with either my ears or elevator's
This morning I was beaten up by a woman. I was in an elevator when this beautiful busty woman got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, would you please press 1?
So I did. I don't remember much after that.
Next is how am I going tell my wife how I tripped and got all these slap marks.
a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .
He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
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