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I survived....

Sorry I did'nt get a chance to put the final Superbowl thought....
I was still way to high to comment.

To the guy that said, What an UNBELIEVABLE GAME....
Thats why your team did'nt win....
You did'nt believe!
A real Pats fan will understand, everyone else can cheer for their favorite soccer team
or tennis player cause....
don't go jumpin on the band wagon cause....

Please reply to this topic, if your a chowdah head(Pats fan)
or even if your just a regular run of the mill LOOSER!!!!!!

your friend....

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You're dead right I'm not a Pats fan or a Rams fan for that matter. I like watching the game, it compliments beer wonderfully.

However, the Pats ARE worthy champions of the NFL....but World Champs? American Footer isn't so popular abroad because most countries won't allow that many commercial breaks and steroid "stealth" technology is not too advanced abroad. (I'm joking)

The sport I bleed tears at (because I actually follow a team that keeps breaking my heart) is REAL football, as in "Soccer."

At the end of June when the final of the World Cup is played in Japan, there will be a new, and real "World Champion" of the most popular sport on earth crowned. It won't be the USA, because other countries will be involved. And, the reason the USA hasn't got a chance, not enough player development because the Networks won't give Soccer proper major league status (ie. money) because the game doesn't allow ENOUGH commercial breaks! (I'm not joking)

Back to the NFL....time to drop those four crappy "played at half speed but your best player gets injured for the season" pre-season games teams have to play. How about a 20 game season instead? More fun for the fans.

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A new arrival in Hell was brought before the

devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile

a 20-pound sledge

hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity. At

the end of the day, the devil went to see how the man was doing, only

find him smiling and

singing as he pounded rocks. The man explained

that the heat and hard labor were very similar to those on his beloved

back in Massachusetts.

The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to

120 degrees, with 100% humidity. At the end of the next day, the devil

again checked on the

new man, and found him still happy to be

sweating and straining. The man explained that it felt like the old

when he had to clean out

his silo in the middle of August on his beloved

farm back in Massachusetts.

At that, the devil told his demon to lower the

temperature for this man to -20 degrees with a 40 mph wind. At the end

the next day, the

devil was confident that he would find the man

miserable. But, the man was instead singing louder than ever, twirling

sledge hammer like a

baton. When the devil asked him why he was so

happy, the man answered, "Cold day in hell, the Patriots must have won

Super Bowl!"

There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
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Great story!!

Well Said!



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