So now you're blaming it on the passenger? Interesting defense that hasn't worked...ever.

Just like that imaginary being who is responsible for all your ills, but you're the one who created all your successes.

Wow, I must have hit your zealot button too when I hit send!

A group of golfing
buddies, all in their 40's, discussed where they should meet for
lunch.  Finally, it was agreed that they would
meet at Hooters,because it wasn't far from the course, the
waitresses were young, good looking, showed lots of cleavage and wore
short-shorts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the
golfing buddies once again discussed where they should meet for
lunch.  Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters,
because the food and service was good, they had many televisions to
watch the games on and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the
gang again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it
was agreed that they would meet at Hooters, because there was plenty
of parking, they could dine in peace, and it was good value
for the money.

Ten years later, at age 70, they
discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed
that they would meet at Hooters, because the restaurant was wheelchair
accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the
friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was
agreed that they would meet at Hooters, because they had never been
there before.

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Did you hear about the criminal with a fetish for obscure laws? He got off on a technicality.

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Dear Redneck son,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last North Carolina family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though. Last week, I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week: the first time for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send: your uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them them off and drowned. We had him cremated. He burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.

Your favorite aunt,

Mom.

that's funny sounds like the current administration

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sick.
Marty get this crap outta here?