A friend told me last night about a product a local dive operator turned him onto here.
Said it worked within a few minutes and didn't have to spend days recovering.
I can't endorse the product because I haven't used it but here's the website.
If anyone tries it, please post your results for future reference. I'd like to know if it works as well as he says. Sure would make a lot of divers more comfortable. http://www.wipeawaypain.com