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AC dating service? #58390
10/27/02 11:35 AM
10/27/02 11:35 AM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 455
Hollywood, FL
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OK, I think I am newly single, and wodered if there are any single lonely men who'd llike to keep company with a nice lady for a while. I love to fish, cook real good, like to dance and drink...I'm kinda cute, and have a lousy sense of humor. I want to move as soon as I sell my house. Oh, and I have a thing for grey haired guys, not too skinny. Replies? wink cool


Grace DeVita
Re: AC dating service? #58391
10/27/02 11:38 AM
10/27/02 11:38 AM
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Beautiful San Marcos, Texas
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Grace, you might regret this one! This will tie the board up for weeks! laugh


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Re: AC dating service? #58392
10/27/02 12:11 PM
10/27/02 12:11 PM
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 295
Babel Fish
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Kiss me and I'll hop right over and be your prince!


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Re: AC dating service? #58393
10/27/02 12:22 PM
10/27/02 12:22 PM
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Posts: 455
Hollywood, FL
Grace Offline OP
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Are you really a frog? Or a toad? How far do you hop? cool


Grace DeVita
Re: AC dating service? #58394
10/27/02 01:57 PM
10/27/02 01:57 PM
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Hollywood, FL
Grace Offline OP
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Jeez...I figured I'd get more responses by this on a Sunday....Maybe I shouldn't have posted this. But I am serious. Girls, am I being stupid? confused


Grace DeVita
Re: AC dating service? #58395
10/27/02 02:26 PM
10/27/02 02:26 PM
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Posts: 295
Babel Fish
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I'm really a prince but a wicked spell turned me into a frog until I can get kissed by the fair princess.

Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.


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Re: AC dating service? #58396
10/27/02 02:39 PM
10/27/02 02:39 PM
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 295
Babel Fish
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Come on Grace, this should convince you to slip me the tounge!

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Re: AC dating service? #58397
10/27/02 03:44 PM
10/27/02 03:44 PM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 498
Toronto/Grenada
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My transportation bill precludes this possible hook up Grace. Toronto is
a long way from Atlanta. wink
Hmmmm......... :p
Jim


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Re: AC dating service? #58398
10/27/02 04:16 PM
10/27/02 04:16 PM
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 713
Fremont, CA, USA
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OK, somebody's gotta be the grinch that introduces a reality check into this fun conversation....the reality check is this: Caribbean/Central American countries are not the best places for a single gringa over the age of 30 (I am assuming you are not a teenie bopper, forgive me if I've erred) to troll for men. Your selections (with very very few exceptions) will be limited to:
1. Cute young local guys who are broke and (1) disgracefully close to the age of consent; or (2) looking for a nice gringa to support them; or (3) looking for a green card (and be aware that Belize has the highest AIDS rate in Central America and second highest in the Caribbean), and most of the infected don't have a clue.
2. Cute older local guys who are married, have several kids, and are broke;
3. Expats who have their pick of hundreds of young, nubile women looking for a gringo husband; if they aren't married already (the wife may be back home cooling her heels; expat wives tend to like Belize less than their husbands, for some reason...)
4. Partying vacationers who won't remember you 3 days after they get back home.
5. Friends (or worse, not-yet-Friends) of Bill who have a chain of failed marriages behind them and are not good at the commitment game, and are in perpetual danger of lapsing back into the evil rum. Alcoholism is endemic on AC in the expat community.
6. Cranky old farts you wouldn't want anyway.

I hate to say all these things and I am sure I will get some hate mail for doing so...but I have been watching the scene for years and this is what I see.

I suggest that while AC is a delightful (if expensive) place to live, your odds of finding a single, heterosexual, non-addicted, reasonably solvent, committment-oriented mate far far better in just about any state in the US. My advice to you is to be prepared by BYO. You could, of course, get lucky; its been known to happen. But the odds are not too good....be warned.


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Re: AC dating service? #58399
10/27/02 04:54 PM
10/27/02 04:54 PM
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Posts: 295
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I'm heading to Ambergris soon. Should I bring open toad shoes?


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