Paybacks are a bitch, aren't they?
Enjoy!
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services;
he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services;
he said everything checked out diagnostically
but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though
he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer;
he understood the basic process but wanted three
years to research, implement, and design
a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration;
he thought he knew how, but he wasn't
sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist;
all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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