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Re: AC dating service? #58420
10/27/02 10:13 PM
10/27/02 10:13 PM
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Sandcrab Offline
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Paybacks are a bitch, aren't they?

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services;
he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services;
he said everything checked out diagnostically
but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though
he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer;
he understood the basic process but wanted three
years to research, implement, and design
a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration;
he thought he knew how, but he wasn't
sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist;
all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Re: AC dating service? #58421
10/27/02 10:15 PM
10/27/02 10:15 PM
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 713
Fremont, CA, USA
susangg Offline
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Hark! Could it be? Methinks I hear the ***@@??!!! of a cranky old fart!

Susan Guberman-Garcia, Attorney at Law. Phone: 510-792-2639
Fax/Voicemail:: 510-405-2016 Email: [email protected]
Re: AC dating service? #58422
10/27/02 10:45 PM
10/27/02 10:45 PM
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Sandcrab Offline
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Well Susan, if any one would know that sound intimately, it would be you. And try to keep to the


Re: AC dating service? #58423
10/28/02 12:36 AM
10/28/02 12:36 AM
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Posts: 8
moorpark ca
calcars Offline
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The real sad thing is some people actually like Belikin beer...

Re: AC dating service? #58424
10/28/02 05:23 AM
10/28/02 05:23 AM
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 759
bogalusa, LA USA
kerry Offline
kerry  Offline get on with it....i've been wondering the same thing....lost my fiance to cancer 1 1/2 years ago....just returned from my first trip to belize a couple weeks ago....i'm wanting to go back and not return to the states....i had thought about posting what you did....the pickings here in louisiana for men are probably no different than in belize....the thing is you never know what you may find, no matter where you are...from past situations i find that when you're not really looking, is when you seem to find.....good luck and maybe we'll meet in the near future....maybe we'll be the lucky ones that find a couple of kool dudes!!!!!later

Re: AC dating service? #58425
10/28/02 05:25 AM
10/28/02 05:25 AM
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Posts: 759
bogalusa, LA USA
kerry Offline
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and....calcars....i LOVE belikin beer!!!! and panty rippers 2!!!!

Re: AC dating service? #58426
10/28/02 06:07 AM
10/28/02 06:07 AM
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Sandshaker Offline
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Thanks Grace...this is all very entertaining to me! smile

Re: AC dating service? #58427
10/28/02 09:36 AM
10/28/02 09:36 AM
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seashell Offline
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Sandshaker, don't you want to tell them why you find it all very entertaining? wink

A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

Re: AC dating service? #58428
10/28/02 10:54 AM
10/28/02 10:54 AM
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Posts: 455
Hollywood, FL
Grace Offline OP
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Well, everyone, I still haven't had any offers. Oh well. Oh, and by the way Susan, I don't want anyone's husband...single is fine by me. :p

Grace DeVita
Re: AC dating service? #58429
10/28/02 10:56 AM
10/28/02 10:56 AM
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,677
Maple Grove, MN USA
Bobber Offline
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Best of luck to you Grace. Stuff happens, then other stuff happens.
Now to the heavy stuff, who is this demeaning people who like Belikin? Is that one of those Bud wimps? mad mad mad mad

Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt
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