Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Holiday Quotes #68389
05/14/03 10:29 PM
05/14/03 10:29 PM
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 3,035
Pedro1 Offline OP
Pedro1  Offline OP
Who said

"I got so drunk I forgot to pray last night"
"I would rather drive a forklift"
"This stuff tastes like american food"
"You should dye your hair brown"
"How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm?"
"Your name is Mr. Floppy?"

Re: Holiday Quotes #68390
05/15/03 12:06 AM
05/15/03 12:06 AM
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 278
Willard, Mo.,USA
Mel S Offline
Mel S  Offline
May I add one to your list: " No problem, my wife is reading the map right now while I am driving." Have a Peaceful evening, mel S.......

Mel Sinderman
Re: Holiday Quotes #68391
05/15/03 02:34 AM
05/15/03 02:34 AM
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 8,880
seashell Offline
seashell  Offline
"I got so drunk I forgot to pray last night"

Imagine that?!! What with the church right next door to Fidos and all?

"I would rather drive a forklift"

As opposed to having one run over me . . .says Nygal

"This stuff tastes like american food"

Have to be really drunk in SP to find food like that.

"You should dye your hair brown"

How many times has Pedro1 heard that? I mean, after all . . .

"How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm?"

Usually longer than men are willing to be good about it.

"Your name is Mr. Floppy?"

Serves ya right. My question is why you'd want to let that info get out?

A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

Re: Holiday Quotes #68392
05/15/03 05:57 AM
05/15/03 05:57 AM
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,429
dogmatic prevaricator Offline
dogmatic prevaricator  Offline
The Pope
Dale Earnhart
Tony Blair
Kermit the Frog
Janet Reno
PT Barnum

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Re: Holiday Quotes #68393
05/15/03 10:45 AM
05/15/03 10:45 AM
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 266
Atlanta, GA, USA
Seaislegal Offline
Seaislegal  Offline
I know who said the first one.. Maria from my gang....!

We had a bunch of others...

- I'm drunk before noon… oh shit, is it only 10am!!
-I attract black flies, you attract fat chicks.
- Is that your golf cart wound or your foam one?
- Seaduced - "We thought it best to give you guys your own boat this time."
- I didn't know we'd run out of gas, I just thought they'd stopped so we could dance…
- Making Jell-O shots when drunk was not the best idea; I used the 151 rum by mistake!
- I'm driving with my boobies..
- I'm a vetinarian….. You mean you don't eat meat?
- I'm a canine proctologist (what the woman at the Chicken drop said..)
- Did I eat dinner last night? Was it any good? What did I have?
- Who did we scare now?
- My boyfriend is the unconscious one.
- That wasn't your inside voice you used..
- He's a human birthday card. Did you sign your roommate yet?
- You got yours in before I even tickled my zipper

Andrea in Atlanta

Portofino Resort- Now with a new BEACH BAR!!
Click for excellent scuba lessons with Elbert Greer!
Chaa Creek is an award-winning luxury Belize Resort, rated as one of the worlds best Eco Lodges. We are a pioneer in adventure travel to Belize since 1981!
Maruba Beach Klub and Spa is the premiere Secret Beach spa and restaurant located on the crystal blue waters of the Caribbean Sea at the center of Secret Beach, Belize
First Class Accommodations for the Budget Traveler
First Class Accommodations for the Budget Traveler

Things to do
Specials & Events
SPTB Calendar of Events

Daily News
Daily Weather

Classified Ads
San Pedro Sun
Ambergris Today
SP Town Council
Channel 7
Channel 5
Love FM
The Reporter
TV Newscasts
Radio Stations

Click for our
Search thousands of Belizean-only websites
To Get Your Questions Answered

Event Guides
Event Calendar
Specials & Events
Things to Do
Cayo Event Calendar

San Pedro Scoop!
Tia Chocolate
My Beautiful Belize
I-Travel Belize
Belize Adventure
Belize Hub
Romantic Travel
Belize Happy Adventures
Conch Creative
Caribbean Culture & Lifestyle
More Blogs...
Search thousands of Belizean-only websites
White Sands Dive Shop - 5 Star PADI Dive Facility - Daily diving, SCUBA instruction and Snorkeling
Caribbean Inspired All Natural Condiments & Spice Blends, Over 100 are Gluten Free!
We handle all aspects of the purchase of your Real Estate in Belize. From in depth property searches to your final closing.
Click for Ian Anderson's Caves Branch, Welcome to a World of Adventure
Lil Alphonse has snorkel equipment to fit anyone as well as Marine Park Tickets and flotation devices to assist those not as experienced.
Coastal Xpress offers a daily scheduled ferry run to most resorts, restaurants and private piers on the island of Anbergris Caye. We also offer  private and charter water taxi service.
Cayo Espanto
Click for Cayo Espanto, and have your own private island
More Links
Click for exciting and adventurous tours of Belize with Katie Valk!
ShoutChat Box
Who's Online Now
0 registered members (), 75 guests, and 0 spiders.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Statistics
Most Online7,413
Nov 7th, 2021 HELP! Visitor Center Goods & Services San Pedro Town Message Board Lodging Diving Fishing Things to Do History Maps Phonebook Belize Business Directory Picture of the Day

The opinions and views expressed on this board are the subjective opinions of Ambergris Caye Message Board members
and not of the Ambergris Caye Message Board its affiliates, or its employees.

Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.1