Come on Mikell, please don't talk bad about the 1st floor, that was my husbands choice, and I don't want to be mad at him. Is it really noisy down there? My husband likes the thought of passing beers over the balcony and having a bathroom very close for me. He also wants me to walk to town with him a lot and knows I won't if i'm tired from the stairs...haha The golf carts look very good to me....(kinda lazy)