My favorite cruise ship story. We were in Grand Cayman, the cruise ship was in, and my wife and her sister headed into a shop on the main drag downtown. My brother-in-law and I stayed out in the parking lot for a smoke. A man and his wife approachs (she, 300 pounds in a muu-muu, him in a hat, tropical shirt, dark socks and wingtips, about late 50's). She heads into the shop, he hangs outside the door. A local walks by, the man says, "hey, boy, where the hell is this beach everyone talks about?" the guy replies,"about a mile down that way." The man responds " Why the hell didn't you put it closer so we can see it." Believe it or not, true story.